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...there's never enough time.Monday, November 22, 2004
Olive Juice: Vol. 1
Auto response from Oyster the frog: here's this long haired weird dude spouting nonsesical mayham to those under him. they're lauging. what the fuck am i doing??? Dry Ramin speaks: "Yo this kid can do the moonwalk!" fuuuuuck. i can, but not on concrete you fool! shut up Ramin! ah fuck it. i did it. it was horrible, but the people all jumped and hooted and yelped. my audience loved it. Ramin started doing the robot. "oh man that's horrible," someone said, "what is that the drunken robot?" too much oil, i said as i turned and walked back into the house. either these people were the dumbest bunch of assholes, or all piss drunk... but when i said "too much oil," they all lost it. hardy freakin' har har! laughing like goofballs.
brockport was fun.
jordanvsbird1on1 returned at 5:55:13 PM.
jordanvsbird1on1: that sounds ho larious. haha. hahaha. i could picture these people. or no.. i couldnt, but i can imagine -and the birds -and oh i have two huge tests tomorrow and then TUESDAY -bloody tuesday. dead on the beach wiped out tuesday. hung and strung out ripped open black bacteria bitchin bladder bustin bum biting tuesday. i have the biggest report tuesday. oh yeah -and its due. theres no way out. i feel like tupac in timesquare. why does half of me try? i need you to do me a big thing -i need you to really help me here man... this is the only way i'll buy you beer/liquor. find some info on your choice of the geography, culture, government, economy, military, or international dsiputes -i'll take you and your sister to polar express 3d -i'll buy her a pony -anything. just help me out. its a community thing. i'll check my e mails. i'll take ye ice fishing. i'll... shit i gotta go
jordanvsbird1on1: heh bacteria
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jordanvsbird1on1 returned at 7:23:30 PM.
jordanvsbird1on1: GO BILLS
Auto response from Oyster the frog: here's this long haired weird dude spouting nonsesical mayham to those under him. they're lauging. what the fuck am i doing??? Dry Ramin speaks: "Yo this kid can do the moonwalk!" fuuuuuck. i can, but not on concrete you fool! shut up Ramin! ah fuck it. i did it. it was horrible, but the people all jumped and hooted and yelped. my audience loved it. Ramin started doing the robot. "oh man that's horrible," someone said, "what is that the drunken robot?" too much oil, i said as i turned and walked back into the house. either these people were the dumbest bunch of assholes, or all piss drunk... but when i said "too much oil," they all lost it. hardy freakin' har har! laughing like goofballs.
brockport was fun.
jordanvsbird1on1 is away at 7:23:43 PM.
jordanvsbird1on1: hah
Auto response from Oyster the frog: here's this long haired weird dude spouting nonsesical mayham to those under him. they're lauging. what the fuck am i doing??? Dry Ramin speaks: "Yo this kid can do the moonwalk!" fuuuuuck. i can, but not on concrete you fool! shut up Ramin! ah fuck it. i did it. it was horrible, but the people all jumped and hooted and yelped. my audience loved it. Ramin started doing the robot. "oh man that's horrible," someone said, "what is that the drunken robot?" too much oil, i said as i turned and walked back into the house. either these people were the dumbest bunch of assholes, or all piss drunk... but when i said "too much oil," they all lost it. hardy freakin' har har! laughing like goofballs.
brockport was fun.
jordanvsbird1on1 returned at 9:37:40 PM.
jordanvsbird1on1: what did i say a few hours ago? i was just plain drunk and high. oh man, a little work later and i'm ok. i dont even remember what the fuck i said to you... jordanvsbird1on1: GO BILLS ...haha i just pasted that. anthony's profile maybe?
jordanvsbird1on1: i dont know
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jordanvsbird1on1 returned at 9:53:19 PM.
jordanvsbird1on1: read my amazing profile
Auto response from Oyster the frog: here's this long haired weird dude spouting nonsesical mayham to those under him. they're lauging. what the fuck am i doing??? Dry Ramin speaks: "Yo this kid can do the moonwalk!" fuuuuuck. i can, but not on concrete you fool! shut up Ramin! ah fuck it. i did it. it was horrible, but the people all jumped and hooted and yelped. my audience loved it. Ramin started doing the robot. "oh man that's horrible," someone said, "what is that the drunken robot?" too much oil, i said as i turned and walked back into the house. either these people were the dumbest bunch of assholes, or all piss drunk... but when i said "too much oil," they all lost it. hardy freakin' har har! laughing like goofballs.
brockport was fun.
jordanvsbird1on1: i am a genius
jordanvsbird1on1 is away at 9:57:16 PM.
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