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...there's never enough time.Thursday, September 18, 2003
Cocaine and Underage Sex
“who wants to play, drink a beer?”
“I do.” He drinks a beer.
“he wins!”
“what do I win?”
“another beer!”
standing at home plate he says, “come on timmy throw the silly ball.”
and then there's nelly. god i hate nelly.
and then there's taildaters. god i hate taildaters.
and then there's r. kelly.
god hate's r. kelly.
me too.
why is he allowed to write songs about asian thongs -or something. as i have been bed-ridden all day, the amount of horrible TV is making me sicker. and one moment that occured was the new r.kelly video. he's fucking gross. "thoiathoiathoia thong?" dude, what the hell do you think you're doing? you like to fuck. you like to piss on girls. and you enjoy it more when they're not old enough to drive.
i'll tell you one thing, if George W. Bush and R. Kelly made a video together, i bet there'd be a lot of coke and underage sex.
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