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...there's never enough time.Saturday, April 05, 2003
Sheep Shouldn't Sleep in a Shed, Sheep Should Sleep in a Shack
birds on the shoulder, not poopin
Cats dogs goin out to bars on Friday night.
Eating a bag of chips and you get so nuts with them, you have bb-q flavored bomb shelters over your fingertips. You start to get to the smaller broken –yet still almost whole – chips the ones where you gotta kinda peekinto the bag, give a shake…. You find more big ones and begin mowing again, you lose it man, you start watching the commercials… ‘oh I love this one.” Wait a second… you finish the wad you have in your mouth and actually take a breath for the first time since you opened the bag… and you suddenly become so digusted with the chips and the smell and the shit on your fingers, you almost wanna send ‘em all back into the bag real quick. You just lick your fingers –and of course by the middle finger you’re like… mmmmm those were almost better than bein’ naked and just start right back in on the rest of the 12 chips that are in there.
(sidenote: uh I actually wrote this piece while eating a full bag of chips. Half the keyboard now is all salt ‘n’ vineger)
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