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...there's never enough time.Sunday, February 13, 2000
regarding the rez.. ..
From: Timothy Wigton
To: geekUSA2@coolmail.net
Subject: regarding the rez...
Sent: Sun, 13 Feb 2000 08:52:50 -0800 (PST)
WHAZZZAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!?
Hey big buddy, how are ya? I'm fine but a bit tired.
Okay, the rez is definitly a cool place...little heavy
on the wallet, but a good getaway. JR was kind enough
to pick us up at my house and we drove off save a
quick stop at sugarcreek on 33. There we were greeted
by two derelics who had nothing better to do than
stare at us while we pranced around the store picking
up gum and candy and juice and all. JR didn't like
that so he went back in after filling up with gas and
told these two fagits that he wanted to give them both
a big kiss. He walked out and to his delight Tom had
jumped into the drivers seat and, it seemed, was all
ready to drive off for a quick insult-escape routine.
Cept he forgot one thing, Tom's an asshole.
He had locked the door and proceeded to drive off
around the gas station leaving JR to handle these two
dudes who were up on something like PCP. When Tom
pulled around again I tried to hop out of the car
figuring that even though my deadly right is
momentarily on the DL, I'd show the muscle and the
smaller guys would back down.
Well, I neglected to compensate for the 1/4 inch
thick, sheer solid ice that was covering the pavement.
Let me tell you, it is really hard to scare someone
after you've just taken the spill of your life infront
of them. Either way, JR hopped into the car and we
drove off to the Rez. Nice place, we were the only
Batavia kids when we got there, but luckily, my friend
Stacie (from Hilton) was there with some friends and
we passed the time humping them til our girls came.
Um...who showed? Rachael Lutey, Jenn Yantz, Stacie
Stack, Maria Katriliotis, Jenn Wether, and Kelly
Patterson, they came with the ride bitches, (ogeen,
holman, dewitt) and the only other real guys there
were Steve Hardy and Travis.
Wether was trashed, she puked, JB took her home.
I got up in "the cage" with her. and after she kissed
me she told me how "cranked" she was...
then I inquired about the ski bus nudity,
her reply was...
"i'm REALLY cranked"
so she kissed me again
i think she meant tanked.
Let me tell you something though brotha, something I
said to marques last night while I was dancing with
Jenn (wether),
"Look at that ass....
it's wonderful."
there, that was my wise quote for the day.
Other than that, um, let me see. Oh yeah, Yantz was
gettin all up on me and shit and she grabbed my
package, no, massaged my package, which was friggin'
huge at the time, and she got this look on her face
like she'd struck gold.
Well, she has.
/tim
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